Archive for January, 2006


Good Fortune

24 January 2006

Oh my god, oh my god, sound the horns, pop the champers … prepare to be green with envy, Bloggers!

I have an incredibly auspicious foretelling, freshly extracted from a gen-you-wine fortune cookie given deliberately to me by the owner/manager of a reputable Chinese restaurant.
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Roll on V-day

19 January 2006

Just as one red-festooned celebration is over in this country, it’s the next!

I’ve barely paused from nattering on about (my fat cow) Chrissie, and now we’re peering down the calendar at February 14th!
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I’m Back, Plus Some

16 January 2006

I’m back from the home country and carrying excess luggage in the amount of at least eight pounds.

That’s approximately a pound per thigh; two around the tum, another two stuck to my bum, one per boob, and my underarms are wobblier than when I left.
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