7 Dates and 3 Bonks
31 May 2006
“The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want.”
And that is straight from the horse’s mouth, or rather from the research desk of a Dr. Sarah Brewer, Director of Amora, a soon-to-open, sex theme park in London.
So forget going to Off to Switzerland this summer for the happy-cow milk chocolate, and the bare-chested Alpine farm boys. Instead, go to London and be reminded that if, on seven dates you scored more than or less than three bonks you are, either way, according to Dr. Brewer, destined to feel shortchanged.
And just in case you were wondering exactly where Amora London Sex Academy is located, it’s in the Trocadero Center in Piccadilly, London.
You can Google Map that, and you can Google Amora London Sex Academy too, but you won’t be able to peek inside the academy online. For top quality peeking and perving you’ll need to buy a ticket and fly to London.
I think the airlines oughta run a series of ads in conjunction with Amora, or at least do some sort of package along the lines of, “Flight, hotel and a 2-day entry pass to Amora for the amazing price of … (well, I don’t know what the price would be, but it’d be a really good price). Additional discounts available for soccer fans who were planning to abandon their wives and girlfriends this summer to watch the World Cup.”
Such an excellent deal will inspire lots of uber-manly soccer fans to forget being sports spectators, and instead, grab their gals and head to London and Amora for some inspirational, hands on, become-a-better-lover, sex ed.
No, I’m not kidding! There are hands-on opportunities available at Amora. It involves acrylic touchable models with built-in erogenous zone digital sensors that afford visitors the chance to discover, well, erogenous zones and how they work!
I mean really, with all you can see and do at Amora, would you date someone who’d rather watch live soccer than have an interactive E-zone learning experience?
And just in case you are one of those persons who think seven dates and three bonks is about the safest activity in the world, Amora sexual wellbeing zone features the dangers of unsafe sex.
With that in mind, wherever you go this summer, whether it’s to Amora in London, or to search for a bare-chested Swiss Alpine farm boy or even if you stay home and go on seven dates, remember girls, carry a condom and …
Always be Safe & Sexy.
