Lint brush Lips
10 July 2006
Ever put on your lippie and notice that immediately your lips become a magnet for lint?
Mind you, I’m talking high gloss and thus sticky lippie. Mat lippie isn’t as gooey and therefore it doesn’t cause fluff and stuff to adhere to your lips in the manner of a lint brush.
I think high gloss lippie must have Vaseline petroleum jelly in it, either that or some sort of non-toxic glue-like substance. How else would miniscule bits of atmospheric debris (destined to settle on a horizontal surface as dust), adhere to an in-motion vertical surface?
Now here’s an idea! Next time you snuggle up to your honey for a kiss, try this: “Hey babe, how ‘bout planting one on my in-motion vertical surface.”
Wooo, can’t you just feel the heat in that uber-sexy proposition!
Girls with Angelina Jolie-protruding puffy lips and long, sexy girl hair are destined to have trouble with glossy lippie. A toss or two of their mane and voila! Flyaway hair strands stick to shiny pink lips. Not attractive – unless of course you’re going for the I’m-so-yummy-I-could-eat-my-hair look.
Eating is a bit of a prob with sticky lippie. Cookies dripping with loose crumbs are a disaster on the verge. Even if you open your mouth really wide, thereby avoiding any cookie-to-lip contact, crumbs will fall and stick. I mean falling crumbs is one of those universal laws you can count on, like the sun rising and setting.
Oh, and what about Sushi Rolls! Arghhh, very embarrassing date food – just try popping a whole roll into your mouth without a glob of rice adhering to your fingers, chin, and yes, your high gloss lippie!
Never mind that some Sushi bars have names for their rolls that are overtly sexual, i.e. Orgasm Roll, Foreplay Roll, Climax Roll et al.; sitting across from a date freckled with bits of food resembling white termites is deffo NOT a turn on.
You know what’s fun about sticky lippie though, leaving your lip print behind! On your honey’s lips, bathroom mirrors, restaurant napkins, babies’ bottoms – the possibilities are endless.
Leaving a lip print is the best opportunity to blot your lippie and that means the lint brush stickiness is transferred elsewhere freeing your luscious lips to be an in-motion vertical surface sans lint, hair, crumbs and rice globs. Yeah!
