Archive for August, 2006
Resting State
29 August 2006
Over a quiet lunch yesterday, I asked my honey, Nikov, what he was thinking. He grunted, “nothing.”
“Nothing!” I trilled. “How can you think nothing? That’s impossible, you had to be thinking something! Speak to me! Tell me what you were thinking.”
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Public Spitting
22 August 2006
The Chinese are gearing up for the 2008, summer Olympics in Beijing.
This has included charging the Spiritual Civilization Committee with educating the general populace on such things as moral and correct public behavior along lines of, “Maintain Public Sanitation: No Public Spitting.”
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Ham Spam
14 August 2006
Years ago, the Monty Python blokes sang a funny ditty about spam.
But they sang about ham spam, not email spam. Spam that came in a tin - that was made up of pork parts, not spam that came in words along lines of For better performance, be proud of your parts, enlarge your pork.
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Feral Chin Hair
10 August 2006
Recently I watched the movie Transamerica.
There is a scene wherein transiting-from-male-to-female protagonist, Bree (as in cheese), has a couple feral hairs removed from her nostril by his/her son’s friendly neighbor who just happens to be adept at electrolysis.
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