Archive for 'Fashion'
Sock Cleavage
17 July 2006
If you’re going for the Ukrainian bosom-girl look, forget Victoria’s Secret. Sock cleavage is the way to go!
I know this because recently I shoved a pair of anklets in my bra – one sock per cup.
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Lint brush Lips
10 July 2006
Ever put on your lippie and notice that immediately your lips become a magnet for lint?
Mind you, I’m talking high gloss and thus sticky lippie. Mat lippie isn’t as gooey and therefore it doesn’t cause fluff and stuff to adhere to your lips in the manner of a lint brush.
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Happy Hair
4 July 2006
I am going to have a happy hair experience.
I’m bored with all the talk about bad hair, bed hair, big hair, après-sex hair etc, etc. In fact I’m designating today, July 4th, happy hair day! After all happy hair is worth celebrating with good cheer and fireworks.
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Earth Girls and Hail Damage
5 June 2006
The other day I stepped out in my off-to-fat-camp walking outfit and my hippie-dippy neighbor, Sunshine, caught me off guard by suggesting that I looked like Sporty Spice!
Was I offended?
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Luella, Cruella and Stella
15 May 2006
Luella Bartley, she’s totally Target, and this month, she’s totally Vogue.
In fact, she’s so New Hot she makes Isaac look like one of the daggy furry pooches for whom he designs doggy accoutrements.
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Doggy Accessories
5 May 2006
What is it with fashion designers crossing over into home wares? You’d think designing women’s clothing would be enough after all, we girls do like new.
New, new, new, vis-à-vis, fresh seasonal looks, styles, colors etc. etc. Designers need to be all over it and totally focused to keep up with our fickleness.
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Ugg(ly) Boots
3 October 2005
The transition from summer to fall is in the air and in all the fashion mags. This means it’s the time of year again when Ugg Australia flaunts full-page ads for their foot and boot wear.
The hope is that American readers will read “Ugg” and make positive associations along the lines of wooly, fluffy, cute, fun, warm boot.
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